Don't worry, I didn't kill anyone with my car (Blanche Dubois)...yet. It's only a matter of time before that happens, but today wasn't that day! I did come close though. As I was driving to Guttenburg to go walk another dog, this drunk walks into the middle of the road and just stands there while looking at my car. I slam on the breaks because the dude starts walking towards the car and eventually to my window. He says something to me in spanish which I should have understood considering that I'm Cuban (A terrible Cuban because I can't speak spanish anymore :(. The spanish community now hates me) but he just walks away as I tell him to go fuck himself. I sped off as quickly as I could when he got near the car in fear of getting car jacked...again.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure he was wasted because when I looked in the rear view mirror he was stumbling around in the road. So even if I did kill him, I wouldn't feel as bad. Until that night I'm sleeping in my jail cell, crying myself to sleep.
In other news, today I realized that I had accomplished my dream of being on www.notcot.org. Now this happened a few months ago and it didn't hit me until today that being featured on that site was a goal I wanted to accomplish by the time I was 24. High five for me! But now I'm greedy. I want more! So here's the new goal, I need to get back on it. Thus my new project must begin soon or else...I'll just never do it. Details on that soon, promise. Anyway, It's time for me to depart. The VP debates are about to begin and I desperately need to see Sarah Palin drown in her own stupidity.
Later.
-Davel
Thursday, October 2, 2008
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